Category Archives: Hipster’s Guide to Indifferent Exercise

Pedicured Hipsters

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Coté

Have you ever lain awake at night wondering, “What do scissors, nail polish, and skinny jeans have in common?” Well, aside from the fact that they are likely props in a fabulous off-off-Broadway drag show, I ‘m now delighted to … Continue reading →

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Hipsters Unleashed

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Coté

Calling all hipsters with a burning desire to exercise your dogs indifferently…Just put on a backwards baseball cap, grab your yellow Walkman and a mason jar of kombucha, and head over to the Silver Lake Dog Park. Said puppy paradise … Continue reading →

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Sweater Equity

Posted on January 5, 2012 by Coté

As we all repent from a gluttonous, carb-loading, eggnog-drinking, She&Him-holiday-album-playing jag, there couldn’t be a more perfect time to take a page from the workout books of professional boxers. Although I first praised the benefits of toasty exercise gear in … Continue reading →

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Foggy

Posted on December 8, 2011 by Coté

Since any hipster would look lost, adrift, and – of course – lame without a big pair of glasses framing their peepers, anti-fog wipes are a must when exercising on cold days. That’s right, wrapping your neon-pink scarf around your … Continue reading →

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Exercise In Disguise

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Coté

Costumes have rapidly become a compelling branch of indifferent exercise. You may wonder how this is possible, because – by their very nature – clever disguises and costumes require a lot of effort, but there’s something about the anonymity of … Continue reading →

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Coffee In Motion

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Coté

Indifferent exercise tip of the week: Carry a paper cup of coffee on your power walk, and you will look infinitely less active. In fact, studies show that people in tight jeans holding a big paper cup give off the … Continue reading →

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Every Hipster Poops

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Coté

Judging from the title of this post, you may think I’ve scurried off on a tangent and have no intention whatsoever of imparting valuable insight about indifferent exercise today. But, au contraire, the lesser-mentioned bodily functions of the hipster universe … Continue reading →

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The Hipster’s Guide to Indifferent Exercise

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Coté

Do you ever see a hipster’s legs looking so damn svelte in skinny jeans and wonder, “How does he do it?” I know I do; fitting into tight pants takes a lot of work, and concealing all this hard work … Continue reading →

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